May 27, 2008

after i pretended to knee (gay) eric in the crotch

Eric:

Please.. please don't do that.. I have bad memories of being kneed in the crotch.


Me:

Wait, what?


Eric:

Kneed in the crotch, KNEED. (makes the motion)


Natalia:

OH! KNEEEEED! I thought you meant.. kneading the crotch, like bread! (kneading motions)


Eric:

No.. KNEED.


Me:

Oh, hahaha.. I heard it totally wrong too. I thought you meant needing the crotch. Eric, I know you're gay and all but it was like.. I don't really need to hear you needing the crotch right now.


Eric:

KNEED, DAMMIT, KNEED.


about

I'm twenty-three years old and living in the big city of Chicago. I'm good at pretending to be a grown-up. Who says life is easy?

the rest

I twitter, I tumble, I post. This site isn't much and I always have a hard time keeping blogs because I lose interest really quickly and I have my trusty Moleskine that I normally tote around. And this journal is mostly used for me whining about life, micro-blogging, and posting occasional links and pictures. May talk about books (voracious reader), music (avid listener), the things I buy (addicted shopper), video games and anime (closet nerd since '85), and the ups and downs of a relationship (girlfriend of 1.5 years, friends for nine years). Oh, and teaching-related posts too (elementary education major, certified teacher, and current substitute teacher). Yep, that's the life I lead..


following

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links

fourfour
chicago teacher man
subchicago
the sartorialist
things rachael and i argue about
waiter rant